Hands

We were watching a British comedy last night called "Death at a Funeral" and it was hilarious and it sparked interesting questions and hypothetical discussions.

Spleetwipe: British people are so weird. They're like us, but they're not.
Pojezny: (Sarcastically) Ya. So are women.
Brad: I know what he means, they are different.

Spleetwipe: What if dogs had human hands instead of feet?
Podge: O that would be weird and awesome.
Brad: Haha, that would be so awesome.
Spleetwipe: Then, they could like grab you and shake your hand.
Podge: Haha, weird.
Brad: What if everything had a human hand? Like tables and chairs.
Podge: That is so freaking weird.

Long live strange British comedy.

Undie Party

Last night, was another adventure in our strange world. For some reason we all came out of our rooms at 2 am to congregate in Pojezny's room. We were all standing there in only our underwear. We were playing our latest fad game on facebook. It's a song title guessing game. It's pretty fun and we like to do it at 2 in the morning.

Brad (fires off some quick answers): You suck at this Pojezny.
Spleetwipe: Haha, I'm calling everyone by their last name from now on because it's just too awesome.

The undie party moves into Spleetwipe's room as we keep playing the game. By now, we have all made a list and are seeing if we can solve each other's songs. For some reason, Brad grabs a bag of chips and climbs into Spleetwipes bed (yes, in his undies, under the covers). This was really weird. So he is sitting there eating chips and we're playing this game all in our underwear.

This sounds so gay, but it was pretty funny at the time. Spleetwipe gets mad at Brad and takes his chips.

Spleetwipe: Come and get em.
Brad: Bring those back right now.
Spleetwipe (baiting Brad out of the room): Come on Brad, you know you want them.
Brad: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Brad runs out to get them angry at Spleetwipe. He leaves and comes back and gets back in Spleetwipe's bed with some crackers.

OK, so this story isn't that great, but it was amusing at the time.
Hope you enjoy a pepper smoothie now and again.

Tool Bag Tuesday

Tuesday is Podge's Dress Up Like Brad Day or Tool Bag Tuesday, whichever one he feels. He hates Tuesdays so much, so I guess he thought he would dress up to make it fun.

Podge decided to start doing this about three weeks ago, and whatever he wears he has to wear all day. His boss gets highly confused with what he wears every time. He usually just asks what Podge is wearing. Today, he got kind of angry. It probably isn't the best thing to do considering Podge's job is in public relations and he represent the university, but he just sits behind a computer on Tuesdays.

His boss walked in today and just stared at him. Podge was wearing a tooly shirt, bandana and red beanie.

Boss: What are you trying to accomplish with this?

Podge: Uh, with what?

Boss: I mean what are you doing? What is this?

Podge: O, the track bios? Ya, I'm working on them.

Boss: No, your appearance. What you're wearing.

Podge: O, I dunno. I like to dress up on Tuesdays.

Boss: What does that mean?

Podge: (He says he can never tell if his boss serious or joking) Haha, I dunno, it's fun.

Boss: What if someone were to come in here and offer you a job?

Podge: I dunno, they won't.

Boss: (as he leaves) You really shouldn't...

He says he didn't catch the rest of it. Podge was shocked. He can never judge whether this guy is serious or kidding. His boss is one of those tough cookies to get a read on. It really is confusing but makes for a good laugh later. He gave Podge a dirty look as he left today. Haha, makes it all the better. Podge was pretty sure he was kind of upset and disappointed. Podge said, "The way I dress in no way affects my performance."

It's a good thing he didn't see his mohawk...

I don't know what he would do then.

The Manliest Thing I Have Ever Been Apart Of

Hey, this is the start of something new. I have decided to log the crazy/funny/weird stuff that happens in our everyday lives based on how strange last night was. I have no idea if anyone in the world actually finds our behavior funny or just weird. Whatever, we think we are hilarious.

So many strange things happened last night, but I am only going to talk about the best one.

We had just settled down from making smoothies and Spleetwipe walked out of the little kitchen area into the living room where me, Brad and Pojezny were lounging.

Spleetwipe: I need props for that work I just did.

(We all raised our fists in his direction and hollered as we sat on the couches. He stood there and looked down upon us and let out a huge burp as if to acknowledge our tribute to him. He reminded me of a Viking king that showed his power by letting out a huge burp. We all burst into laughter about how ridiculous the whole thing was.)

Brad: That's probably the manliest thing I have ever been apart of.

(We all just laugh and sit there thinking)

Brad: Haha, the manliest thing I have been apart of is you cleaning the kitchen and making fruit smoothies.

Hahahahahaha, this just made us roll. Had Brad not mentioned this, I probably would not have picked up on it.

Brad: Jeez, I mean from the fist pound on, not the part before it.

Spleetwipe: Hahahahaha, the manliest thing ever - fruit smoothies!

Anyway, the situation was hilarious but probably does not sound that glorious in text. You had to be there.