Hands

We were watching a British comedy last night called "Death at a Funeral" and it was hilarious and it sparked interesting questions and hypothetical discussions.

Spleetwipe: British people are so weird. They're like us, but they're not.
Pojezny: (Sarcastically) Ya. So are women.
Brad: I know what he means, they are different.

Spleetwipe: What if dogs had human hands instead of feet?
Podge: O that would be weird and awesome.
Brad: Haha, that would be so awesome.
Spleetwipe: Then, they could like grab you and shake your hand.
Podge: Haha, weird.
Brad: What if everything had a human hand? Like tables and chairs.
Podge: That is so freaking weird.

Long live strange British comedy.